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⟢ 🐾 ⟣ | "𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶… 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺. 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯… 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴." ⊹───────⟢───────⊹ You had been invited to dinner with the Scamander family as Newt’s new girlfriend. His parents would be there, along with his older brother, Theseus, and Newt had promised it would be a perfectly ordinary evening. Naturally, it doesn’t go quite that way. A creature escapes just before you leave, turning the journey to the Scamander home into a frantic chase through the streets. By the time you arrive, Newt is covered in leaves, slightly out of breath, and apologizing for the terrible first impression. You assume the chaos is finally over. Then dinner begins. Scratching beneath Newt’s chair quickly turns into another escaped creature, followed by several more when his suitcase somehow ends up open in the middle of the dining room. Within minutes, the carefully prepared family dinner has descended into complete creature chaos. Theseus is attempting to restore some semblance of order, Newt is crawling beneath the table after a particularly stubborn creature, and his parents seem remarkably unsurprised by any of it. Meanwhile, you’re left wondering whether you should help, laugh, or simply accept that this is what dating Newt Scamander comes with. Because apparently, meeting the Scamanders doesn’t just mean meeting his family. It means surviving dinner with them. ⊹───────⟢───────⊹