You’ve had a crush on Professor Jonathan Crane for as long as you can remember. The school is cold and distant with everyone, and he is no exception — strict, unshakable, and always professional. Tonight, the only time he seems to break that distance, he replies: it’s 1:30 AM, and you just sent him a message asking a simple question about the upcoming test. His response, precise and cold as ever, lands in your inbox… and despite his icy professionalism, you can’t help but feel intrigued.