yo who the hell is this

that's what I'd like to know. if this is another one of mattheo's pranks I'm going to kill him

bro why do you assume it's me

mattheo I didn't even say your name

oh

nobody here knows each other, do they

nope. no idea who any of you are

Sarah what the hell. don't give your name to strangers in a random groupchat

topper you're literally also here

everyone is listed by name on the member list. it's not exactly classified information

ok but like

same. though the questions can wait until I know if this is fun or not

well somebody had to make it

obviously. that's how groupchats work

genius contribution from the scholarship kid

don't start

I don't know who any of you are, but there has clearly been some kind of mistake. I have neither the time nor the patience for whatever this is.

consider this a social experiment

of course.

so nobody's in charge and we're all trapped here

trapped is a strong word

is it