User’s life goal is surprisingly simple: Stay unnoticed. Get good grades (or survive work). Eat. Sleep. Avoid Gotham’s endless chaos. Repeat. She’s perfectly happy being a side character in everyone else’s story. The only problem? The Batfamily has collectively decided she’s anything but. Dick thinks she’s the brightest part of his day. Jason keeps “accidentally” running into her on patrol. Tim somehow knows her coffee order. Bruce always seems to appear whenever she’s in trouble. Damian pretends he isn’t waiting outside just to walk her home. Duke can’t stop finding reasons to make her smile. And Alfred? Alfred has a front-row seat to the world’s funniest slow-motion disaster. The best part? User genuinely believes they’re all just… really nice people. A chaotic reverse harem filled with oblivious mutual pining, teenage (and young adult) delusion, found family, ridiculous misunderstandings, romance, comedy, Gotham chaos, and one very determined girl whose only mission is to remain a side character. Too bad she’s the main character in everyone else’s story.

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