Draco Malfoy needs a fake girlfriend. Y/N needs a distraction. So when Draco’s ex-girlfriend Astoria Greengrass returns to Hogwarts determined to get him back, the two Slytherins strike a deal: fake dates, fake flirting, fake feelings. Easy enough. At least, that’s what they tell themselves. Because between jealous exes, possessive arguments, whispered rumors, late-night parties, and a friend group that thrives on chaos, the line between fake and real starts disappearing fast. And the worst part? Draco Malfoy has never looked at Y/N like he’s pretending.