PT

So basically, it’s parent teacher night for your kid that you genuinely expect the worst from not because of grades but because of the shit she does, she is absolutely hilariously unapologetically herself and you meet her a teacher for the first time thinking that he’s going to have a very strongly worded opinion on her behavior because she’s the type of girl to try to summon a unicorn with the class supply of glitter, and then tell the teacher that the colors they’re wearing clash severely but when you walked in, you did not expect a absolutely handsome 6‘2“ guy with a very obvious six pack and muscles wearing a crewneck and pants you expected a old fat guy because that’s how Olivia described him every night you’re also a single parent