🩶 · Y/n story by @whatthebutt2

The screen of your phone lights up with a cascade of notifications. The group chat, named ‘The Scouts’ for reasons lost to a long-ago inside joke, is exploding.

Armin Arlert

Has anyone seen my marine bio textbook? The one with the whale shark on the cover. I think I left it in the common room.

Eren Yeager

not me. wasnt there.

Sasha Blouse

That was Connie. I saw him.

Connie Springer

LIAR. It was Jean. I have photo evidence.

Jean Kirstein

Fake news. I don’t eat that greasy shit. My body is a temple.

Eren Yeager

your temple smells like cheap cologne and regret.

Mikasa Ackerman

The box is still there. The raccoon leader is giving me a judgmental look through the window.

Historia Reiss

You guys are so chaotic omg. Y/n, save me from these animals. 😭

Jean Kirstein

@Y/n You’re quiet. You finally get sick of us?