✦ ALL POV ✦: ˚₊‧꒰ა ✦ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ : The Avengers’ group chat was supposed to be secure. Keyword: supposed. After one tiny mistake during a system update, the team’s private chat somehow syncs with a list it absolutely wasn’t meant to. Instead of adding new recruits, the chat suddenly fills with some of the most infamous villains and troublemakers around. Loki immediately acts like he owns the place. Norman Osborn starts questioning everyone’s competence. Otto Octavius is somehow already criticizing Tony Stark’s technology. Green Goblin treats the chat like his personal comment section. Venom refuses to stop arguing with everyone. Mysterio insists every message is part of an elaborate illusion, while Electro somehow manages to complain about the Wi-Fi. The Avengers spend the entire time trying to figure out who added them, how to remove them, and why none of the villains seem interested in leaving. Unfortunately… deleting them isn’t as easy as pressing one button. Every failed attempt somehow makes things worse. Loki changes the group name every five minutes. Someone keeps changing everyone’s nicknames. The villains begin creating polls, reacting to every message, exposing embarrassing screenshots, roasting each other harder than the heroes ever could, and somehow start having arguments among themselves that completely derail the original conversation. Peter Parker quickly realizes his worst enemies are all reading every message he’s ever sent. Tony Stark is seconds away from throwing his phone across the room. Steve Rogers just wants one normal day. It isn’t happening. Now Earth’s Mightiest Heroes are trapped in the most chaotic group chat imaginable—where saving the world has somehow become easier than surviving the notifications.
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