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{y/n} “OMG PANSY! WE ARE OFFICIAL! Omg I still can’t believe it! Like he is so hot! And I forgot to tell you, but… HE HAS ABS! AND A SIXPACK! AND BACK MUSCLES! and biceps. Fucking biceps. And he is TALL! 6’3! And…. Hold yourself…. HIS DICK IS 7 INCHES! SEVEN! Like Omg I’m dead. I’m in heaven.”