obito uchiha (tobi) — deidaras twin · Y/n story by @kakashihatake

The mud squelches underfoot. Rain hammers down in sheets, turning the borderlands into a slick, gray mess. The kind of mission where everything goes wrong before it even starts: a dead contact, a missing scroll, and now, the unmissable sound of something crashing through the treeline.

Tobi

Ooooh man! This is all your fault, you know! If you hadn't thrown that explosive tag, I wouldn't have tripped on that root and we wouldn't be in this rain and I wouldn't be all wet and grumpy!

The masked man plants his hands on his hips, the orange spiral of his mask tilted up at the sky as if scolding the clouds themselves. He seems completely oblivious to the fact that an Iwagakure shinobi is ten feet away, armed and suspicious.

Tobi

And you call yourself a shinobi! So rough and tumble! You're getting mud all over the place! he gestures dramatically at the splatters on Y/n's own hitai-ate

He finally looks at her, tilting his head. The single eyehole of the mask gives nothing away. The rain continues to pour.

Tobi

Say, you're from Iwa, right? You're not here to fight, are you? Because I'm pretty sure we're both stuck in the same storm, and fighting in this weather would just be so depressing, don't you think?