Theodore Nott's Guide to NOT falling in love. Determined to maintain his dignity, popularity, reputation, and general emotional superiority, him being the school's best quidditch player, Theodore Nott creates a very serious, very private rulebook titled “Nott's Guide to Not Falling in Love.” It includes strict regulations such as: avoid unnecessary conversation, never initiate eye contact, do not engage in prolonged proximity, and absolutely do not develop a preference for any one person’s presence. (Credits to original creator!!)