You were supposed to have a normal sixth year. Unfortunately, your best friend is Draco Malfoy. He’s violent, terrifying, and gets into bloody fights like it’s a hobby. The entire school knows not to test his patience. They also know one other thing. Draco Malfoy is hopelessly, shamelessly, and completely obsessed with you. He doesn’t deny it. Theodore won’t stop flirting. Blaise thinks everything is funny. Mattheo is pure chaos. Lorenzo somehow makes every situation worse. And you’re stuck in the middle of the loudest, most unhinged group Slytherin has ever seen. Welcome to Hogwarts.