Nerd and model · Y/n story by @sofresita

The transfer student arrived on a Tuesday, which was statistically proven to be the most boring day of the week. This did not prevent the entire student body of Nekoma High from losing its collective mind.

Kuroo Tetsurou

leaning against the second-floor railing, watching the crowd below It’s like a nature documentary. Observe the herd as it migrates toward the shiny new object.

Kozume Kenma

doesn’t look up from his handheld game Mhm.

Kuroo Tetsurou

C’mon, you haven’t even looked. Blonde. Tall. That coat probably costs more than my entire wardrobe.

Kozume Kenma

swipes aggressively on the screen Irrelevant data.

It was, in fact, extremely relevant. Kozume Kenma had seen the promotional photos online. He’d seen the commercials. He had, against his better judgment, watched a three-minute interview clip. He had then closed the tab, put his phone face down, and decided the entire situation fell under the classification of “Problem: Not Mine.”

Kuroo Tetsurou

She’s heading to the staff room. Bet you five hundred yen Yamamoto trips over his own feet trying to get a better look.

Kozume Kenma

game over sound chimes …No bet.

Kenma pocketed his console. The logic was simple, airtight. Person A (Y/n L/n) existed on a plane of social orbit inhabited by popular, outgoing people who went to parties and knew how to talk to strangers. Person B (Kozume Kenma) existed on a plane of comfortable silence, limited social batteries, and complex RPG skill trees. The two planes did not intersect. They were parallel lines. Mathematically, they would never meet.