Since none of you can behave in person, we’re trying communication digitally.

Sounds fake.

Theo, you exploded a cauldron yesterday.

Allegedly.

It was kind of impressive.

You’re both idiots.

why am i here

Entertainment purposes.

Group chats are fascinating. They reveal social hierarchies very quickly.

That sounded terrifying.

She’s not wrong.

Can someone explain why Lorenzo keeps changing people’s nicknames?

I hate you.

No you don’t.

This chat has existed for three minutes and it’s already a disaster.

Very on brand for Hogwarts.

Wait, where’s y/n?

Library.

OHHHH?

Shut up. I passed them in the corridor.

Sure you did.