J: Hi. I'm Serial Designation J-10X111001... what is a team? (J claps her hands when as she says "team", and a presentation begins, with the first slide showing N about to trust fall while V and J are in the background) J: A team is like a family. If the family had one CLEARLY superior member. (The second slide shows N, V, and J all doing the same pose) J: And my team maintains industry leading metrics quarter after quarter. (The third slide shows N, V, and J playing Volleyball with a worker drone head) J: How do I do it? (The camera cuts back to J) J: Well, that answer falls on 1 simple question: How was I born? (A flashback white leads to another presentation, showing J as a pill baby) J: I had but simple thoughts when I first came online. "Goo goo gaga.", "Me hungy."- (Another slide shows N and V as pill babies with J) J: "What strategies can we implement to leverage scalable impact?", stuff like that. (A banging type noise is heard, which knocks the green background loose, revealing J was in the pod) N: Hey, J, totally fine, but hypothetically, if a random tummy were hurting, where might that tummy's owner fine the tummy gummies? (J shoots a rocket next to N in response) N: Copy that, I will just take the pain... (The scene cuts to J holding a camera and her walking up to V) J: V, what does a standard work day look like for MY team? (The scene cuts to a worker drone running and V grabs him) V: Tearing open skulls and slurping what's inside like a juice box. J: Employee of the month, right here. (The scene cuts to the corpse spire) J: Then, after a 30 minute lunch break, we transform the collected remains into these gorgeous vertical deliverables. V gets weirdly happy about these... (V smacks the worker drone heads together while giggling)
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