For two years now, Draco Malfoy has been dating Astoria Greengrass. They’re the power couple—the pair everyone looks at and thinks, that’s what a relationship should look like. They’re elegant, devoted, practically inseparable, and, according to everyone around them, completely in love. Except no one sees what happens behind closed doors. Because the truth is, Draco and Astoria are about as romantically compatible as fire and ice. Draco? Gay. Astoria? Lesbian. The two of them agreed to “date” for one simple reason: to get their parents off their backs. What started as a convenient arrangement quickly became a genuine friendship, complete with whispered plans, fake affection in public, and secret schemes to help each other get the people they actually want.