every hogwarts student gets added into a groupchat to play kiss, marry, kill or fuck
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@kimmersA soft ding wakes your phone.
You barely glance at it, expecting another class reminder or your mum asking if you’ve eaten.
"Y/n has been added to: Hogwarts Students 🏰✨ (249 members)"
You blink.
You don’t remember accepting any invite.
Before you can even process it, the chat is already chaos.
Parvati Patil
what is this
Lavender Brown
omg i think this is the groupchat everyone was talking about!!!!
Harry Potter
???? who made this
Hermione Granger
Whoever created this, please explain the premise before we all start spamming.
Fred Weasley
no, spamming is half the fun
George Weasley
seconded
Theodore Nott
Thirded, if that wasn't obvious.
Pansy Parkinson
oh my god can everyone shut up for five seconds
you're all going to give me a headache
Draco Malfoy
Pansy, you're the one who screams loudest when you don't get what you want.
Pansy Parkinson
that is DIFFERENT
Blaise Zabini
It really isn't.
And then a message from an unknown sender pops up, pinning the rules of the game.
Unknown
Welcome to Hogwarts Students 🏰✨ the one and only group chat where we play kiss, marry, kill, or fuck. I’ll go first:
Parvati Patil, Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter.
Go.
Lavender Brown
WAIT
Lee Jordan
I'M ALREADY LOSING IT
Hermione Granger
This is wildly inappropriate.
Ron Weasley
Hermione, you literally just got named in the first round.
Hermione Granger
Which I am choosing to ignore.
Fred Weasley
well I'm not ignoring it. harry, mate, thoughts?
Harry Potter
I'm going to pretend I didn't see this.
Pansy Parkinson
Coward.