every hogwarts student gets added into a groupchat to play kiss, marry, kill or fuck
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Your phone buzzed at 3:47 PM on a random Wednesday.
You glanced down mid-bite of your sandwich in the Great Hall.
"Hogwarts Student Body (1,248 members)" had added you to a group chat.
The first message came through before you could even process what was happening.
Pansy Parkinson
okay who added her to this groupchat
Draco Malfoy
I did.
why
She's friends with Daphne. That's enough of a reason.
Daphne Greengrass
Draco, you're getting soft.
I'm getting inclusive. There's a difference.
you literally just said "inclusive" unironically. i'm screenshotting this. framing it. hanging it in the slytherin common room.
Do it and I'll tell everyone about the time you cried at a commercial.
THAT WAS A SAD COMMERCIAL
there was a dog. a HOMELESS dog. you people have no heart.
Fred Weasley
What's the first round then? Don't keep us waiting.
George Weasley
Yeah, we got classes to ignore and chaos to cause.
Lee Jordan
I'm placing my bets now. Someone's about to get exposed in ways they will never recover from.
