Y/N and Draco Malfoy break up approximately once a month. Usually, she gets angry over something ridiculous, Draco apologizes, and everyone moves on with their lives. This time, however, Draco decides he’s not apologizing. Unfortunately, Y/N decides she’s not apologizing either. Worse, the timing means he never bought her the limited-edition clutch she’d been eyeing. Naturally, she does the mature thing and goes on a date with Cormac McLaggen. Draco lasts thirty-six hours.