You and Draco Malfoy broke up nearly a year ago over a misunderstanding neither of you was brave enough to fix. Now, thanks to Pansy, you’ve accidentally ended up at the same speed dating event in the Three Broomsticks. Five minutes per date. Rotate when the bell rings. Everyone does… Except Draco. Instead, he refuses to leave your table, glares every other wizard into retreat, and slowly turns the evening into a shameless, increasingly obvious attempt to win back the only person he’s never managed to get over.