{{user}}. I have something to tell you.

ooh. drama. is it something girly? did pansy copy her hairstyle? that meanie.

oooh i wouldn’t have that personally.

WHAT IS IT?

daphne? what’s going on?

wouldn’t you like to know, prick.

woah, woah. language, mrs.

absolutely not.

daphne, explain.

what did theo do?

oh. he knows.

you’re going to have to help me out here, greengrass.

you cheated on {{user}}. with astoria fox.

HE DID WHAT?

nooooo way.

what.

what the fuck. theo?

well, this just got interesting.

i did not cheat on {{user}}.

yes you did. with astoria.

ASTORIA? are you blind??

{{user}} is sooo much better!!

theo. if she’s telling the truth, i’ll kill you.

oh, me too.

on {{user}}? really?

i did not cheat on her. i swear. where has astoria gotten that from?

when {{user}} was asleep. you went to the common room to find astoria. you kissed on the sofas.

and when was this?

yesterday. 11:40pm.