I don’t like kids. || J.B · Y/n story by @stqrman

Saturday morning at the Avengers Compound was quiet. The kind of quiet that only existed between seven and eight, before Tony started blasting AC/DC and Thor discovered the waffle iron.

Bucky Barnes

takes a long sip, eyes half-closed

The distinct sound of sneakers squeaking on polished floors heralded an arrival. Fast. Enthusiastic. Teenage.

Peter Parker

skids to a halt three feet from the island, slightly out of breath Mr. Barnes! You're awake!

Bucky Barnes

opens one eye Unfortunately.

Peter Parker

I have a question.

Bucky Barnes

takes another sip Can't it wait til I've had coffee?

Peter Parker

It's a very quick question.

Bucky set his mug down with a deliberate clink and turned to face the boy fully. He raised an eyebrow.

Bucky Barnes

Shoot.

Peter Parker

grins Have you ever tried stickers?