Everyone thought you were into men because you were feminine, pretty, and always dressed like a walking Pinterest board. Nobody bothered asking—until Mattheo unleashed Serpentine Bot to analyze the entire Slytherin group chat’s sexuality. Then the bot got to you. “Lesbian.” The chat went DEAD. Your response? “Yeah. I’m lesbo. Y’all could’ve just asked.” Now everyone’s questioning every interaction they’ve ever had with you—and Theodore is sitting there smug because apparently, he already knew. ↓꩜OPEN LOVE INTERESTS꩜↓ ➙Millicent ➙Astoria ➙Hermione

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