HT

They wanted a reaction. You gave them a reading assignment. Your ex-boyfriend Draco Malfoy and your ex-best friend Eclipse Esme are suddenly flirting like their lives depend on it—right in front of you. Everyone notices. Everyone waits for you to snap. Instead? You drop a meme of a woman intensely studying a book titled “How to Give A Fuck.” The chat absolutely loses it. Draco doesn’t. Because beneath all the flirting, he’s realizing something inconvenient: he still wants you. And Eclipse? She’s pissed because your complete indifference is proving exactly what you said about her all along. Turns out, the best way to win the drama is simply to not give a fuck.