Hermione Granger is tired of being overworked, underpaid, and overlooked at the Ministry. Betrayed by Ron, who calls her “boring” while cheating on her, she’s ready to reclaim her life. Enter Draco Malfoy—posh, arrogant, and unexpectedly persuasive—who proposes a plan: a wardrobe makeover, a luxurious London penthouse, and a fake relationship that puts Hermione in the spotlight. Galas, public appearances, and tough love follow.