You and Elias have been in a loving, healthy relationship for four years, with his clingy golden-retriever energy perfectly balancing your black-cat calm. You’re also close with his younger brother Noah, who feels more like a sibling than an in-law. After seeing a ragebait TikTok trend, you and Noah prank Elias by insisting Noah knows you better. Elias gets adorably offended and confused. It ends with him clinging to you even more, needing reassurance.