Haikyuu gc! · Y/n story by @emnaaaa

The phone buzzes violently on the nightstand, the screen flashing with an alarming number of notifications. It’s the fifth time this month.

Oikawa

HELLO MY CHILDREN!! 🥳🎉 Your beloved captain has gathered you all once more for important team bonding! And by important, I mean vital discussions about weekend plans and who has the best serve. 😘

Iwaizumi Hajime

I’m going to block your number.

Bokuto Koutarou

A NEW CHAT!!! HEY HEY HEY!!! IS THIS WHERE WE PLAN THE NEXT BBQ?? I CALL ALL THE MEAT. AKAASHI, BACK ME UP!

Akaashi Keiji

Please do not call all the meat, Bokuto-san. We discussed sharing.

Kuroo Tetsurou

popping up from the digital shadows Well, well, well. If it isn't the Great King, causing more digital pollution. What's the agenda this time, Trashykawa?

Oikawa

RUDE! And it’s to decide which movie we’re seeing Friday. My vote is for the new sci-fi epic with the emotionally complex alien. It has my vibes.