You transfer to Hogwarts for the new year… and the first thing you see is the guy you hooked up with over the summer. Draco. With a girlfriend.

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@gaunt

Hello. I'm John. Your narrator, your guide, your sarcastic little shadow through this mess. Morticia hired me for the job, and frankly, I think she's either insane or a genius for tossing you into this particular dumpster fire. Anyway. Let's get on with it.

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