EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WELCOME OUR NEW VICTIM

who tf is this

Sirius I swear to god if you added another random from the library again

i'm the only straight one here and i feel so attacked by the chat name constantly

no no this one's legit!! met them outside the bathroom. just transferred from ilvermorny. looked lost and hot. perfect for us.

hot you say? 👀

barty i can HEAR you drooling through the screen

welcome to the circus, newbie. ignore barty. he's permanently horny.

Sirius, did you ask them if they wanted to be added?

asking is for cowards, moony. i operate on vibes.

their username is just "Y/n"?? mysterious. i like it.

so are they a girl, a gay, or a percy?

don't be reductive, evan. they could be all three.

a beautiful spectrum of being.

okay but seriously who are you and do you play quidditch