Everyone in Diagon Alley knows George Weasley and Y/N Silverthorn are rivals—business competitors locked in an endless cycle of pranks, counter-spells, and creative sabotage. What they don’t know is that the rivalry is entirely for show. Because behind the competing storefronts, the escalating inventions, and the perfectly timed arguments, George and Y/N have been dating since their sixth year at Hogwarts. And honestly? They’re having too much fun letting everyone stay wrong to correct them.