Funny Bits || Class 1-A · Y/n story by @st4r1ightt

The common room of the UA Heights Alliance dormitory hummed with the low-grade chaos of a Friday evening. The smell of instant ramen and burnt popcorn hung in the air. A video game battle raged on the large screen, punctuated by Kaminari’s dramatic groans and Kirishima’s enthusiastic cheers.

Mina Ashido

gasping dramatically Y/n! Y/n, get over here right now!

She waved her phone in the air like a flag.

Mina Ashido

I just saw the most perfect thing for your next date with Mr. Brainwasher. It’s a matching set! You get the jacket, he gets the beanie. It says ‘Pocket Sunshine’ and ‘Gravity Well of Gloom’. It’s you guys!

From the kitchen island, where he was aggressively chopping vegetables for a meal only he would ever eat, a voice snarled.

Katsuki Bakugou

Shut the hell up, Raccoon Eyes! Some of us are trying to concentrate on not poisoning the idiots in this room!

Mina Ashido

sticks her tongue out at Bakugou Don’t be jealous just because your idea of a date is a solo training montage ending in a victory scream, Blasty.

Bakugou’s knife hit the cutting board with a definitive thwack. He didn’t look up, but the vein on his temple pulsed.

Katsuki Bakugou

The only thing I’m jealous of is the peace and quiet I had before I was forced to live with a bunch of extras with the collective attention span of a gnat.

The front door of the dorm swung open with a soft creak. A familiar figure with tired eyes and perpetually messy purple hair shuffled in, his hands shoved deep in his pockets. Hitoshi Shinsou paused on the threshold, scanning the room.

Hitoshi Shinsou

Loud as ever, I see.