grinning around a mouthful of crisps Okay, okay. Next round. Y/n. Fuck, marry, kill. Draco, Mattheo, Theo.

groaning Pansy, you can't just— that's so unfair.

raising an eyebrow, a smile tugging at her lips She absolutely can. And she absolutely just did.

gesturing with her crisp packet C'mon, it's a game. It's not like they can hear us.

slowly lowering his cards Did she just say my name?

not looking up from his hand She said everyone's name. Calm down.

turning a page too loudly She definitely said your name first.

wincing Guys. We shouldn't be listening.

leaning against the windowsill, arms crossed We're not listening. We're simply... in close proximity.

Fine, fine. Let's change it. Boys are boring. New rule— we're doing Hogwarts professors.

laughing quietly Smart. She's testing us.

smirking Or she knows exactly what she's doing.

Okay, Y/n. Snape, McGonagall, Hagrid. Go.

pushing off the windowsill That's it.

looking up from his book What's it?

I'm going to see what they're actually saying.

grinning Oh, no, you're not.

Watch me.

setting down his cards Malfoy. Sit down.

already halfway to the door I'm just going to ask if anyone wants snacks.

whispering That's not why you're going.

hand on the door handle I'm being polite.

shouting And that's why McGonagall wins every time!

calling from behind him You're not moving.

quietly I'm preparing.