{character of stories choosing} catches theodore nott kissing someone and immediately sends the photographic evidence to the hogwarts group chat, where everyone slowly realizes the mystery person is YOU—wearing theodore’s sweater in his private dorm
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@kimmersIt was 7:42 PM on a Tuesday when it happened. Pansy had reached for her wand to send a text to Daphne about the new Hogsmeade weekend plans, but her thumb slipped—or maybe it didn’t. The photo, blurry and taken at a terrible angle, had been sitting in her camera roll for exactly four minutes. The four minutes it took for her brain to catch up with what she’d just seen.
The caption took her three seconds to type. The send button, one tap.
After that, there was no taking it back.
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Hogwarts Students (Slytherin Edition)
7:42 PM
Pansy Parkinson
Okay so before anyone says anything
I saw what I saw
I don't know what I just witnessed but I'm choosing to share this with the class
Draco Malfoy
Pansy what the fuck is this
Pansy Parkinson
Evidence
Blaise Zabini
Evidence of what exactly
Pansy Parkinson
I don't know yet. That's why I posted it. We're figuring it out together
Lavender Brown
OH MY GOD
IS THAT THEO NOTT??
Parvati Patil
Lavender we all know who Theodore Nott is. The question is who is he with
Fred Weasley
Roommates. I repeat. ROOMMATES.
George Weasley
Roommates who share sweaters apparently
Fred Weasley
GEORGE
George Weasley
I'M JUST SAYING
Ron Weasley
Why is the picture so bloody blurry
Pansy sort your camera out
Pansy Parkinson
I was hiding behind a suit of armor Ronald. I'm not a professional photographer
Hermione Granger
Pansy, why were you hiding behind a suit of armor outside Theodore's dorm?
Pansy Parkinson
That's not the point right now
Harry Potter
...What is the point right now?
Pansy Parkinson
The point is that IS Theodore's sweater and that IS Theodore's dorm and that IS someone who is NOT in the friend group wearing both of them
Lee Jordan
I'm already invested and it's been 40 seconds
7:43 PM
Lavender Brown
Wait
Wait wait wait
Can someone zoom in on the sweater
Parvati Patil
Zooming in doesn't work like that in a group chat Lav
Lavender Brown
I'm doing my best okay
Daphne Greengrass
This is already more interesting than my Arithmancy homework
Mattheo Riddle
Theo gonna have some explaining to do
I love this for him
Fred Weasley
Who even is that??
The angle is so bad I can't tell if that's a person or a VERY well dressed suit of armor
George Weasley
Fred it's obviously a person
They're wearing his sweater
Fred Weasley
You're right. A VERY cuddly suit of armor
Ron Weasley
I hate that I can't look away
7:44 PM
Pansy Parkinson
Someone with better eyes than me needs to figure out who this is
I refuse to believe I've been in the dark about something happening in MY common room
Draco Malfoy
In Theo's defense, it could be anyone
Blaise Zabini
Draco you literally watched the same photo we did. That's not "anyone." That's someone Theo clearly doesn't want us to know about.
Draco Malfoy
...Fair point
Mattheo Riddle
He's gonna be SO pissed when he sees this
I'm getting popcorn
Lavender Brown
Someone crop the photo and enhance it
Parvati Patil
Lav that's not a thing
Lavender Brown
It should be!! It's 2026!!
7:45 PM
Lee Jordan
Okay I've been staring at this for three minutes
And I have a theory
Harry Potter
Please share
Lee Jordan
That sweater looks really familiar
Like. REALLY familiar.
George Weasley
Lee if you know something you need to say it NOW
Lee Jordan
I'm thinking. I'm THINKING.
Fred Weasley
This is the most suspense I've felt since the quidditch final
7:46 PM
Hermione Granger
Okay I've been analyzing the photo
The sweater appears to be a dark green knit. The person wearing it has what looks like the same build as several people in our year. The photo quality is too poor to identify their face.
Ron Weasley
Brilliant Hermione. So helpful.
Hermione Granger
I'm not finished. There's ANOTHER identifying feature.
On the collar of the sweater. There's a small embroidered patch.
Daphne Greengrass
Hermione you're a genius
Lavender Brown
Wait y/n has a patch like that on some of their sweaters
Parvati Patil
...Lavender why do you know that
Lavender Brown
I PAY ATTENTION
Also we have several classes together and they wear that one black sweater with the gold patch all the time
Fred Weasley
OH
OH NO
George Weasley
FRED
Fred Weasley
GEORGE
Ron Weasley
Wait I'm lost. Who are we talking about
Harry Potter
Y/n. They're saying the person in that photo is y/n.
Lee Jordan
WAIT ACTUALLY?
Mattheo Riddle
HOLD ON
You're telling me Theo has been secretly snogging y/n??? The person he's been beefing with for MONTHS??
Draco Malfoy
You mean the person he's claimed he can't stand being in the same room as? That y/n?
Pansy Parkinson
IVE BEEN SAYING
7:47 PM
Cedric Diggory
I just got this photo forwarded to me and I have to say I'm confused
Are we sure this isn't a prank?
Lavender Brown
THATS THE PATCH FROM THE QUIDDITCH SWEATER
Y/N WEARS THAT EXACT PATCH ON THEIR MATCH DAY JACKET
Parvati Patil
Oh no
No no no
They were in the library together last week
Lavender Brown
WHAT
Parvati Patil
I saw them at the same table. I thought it was a coincidence
I ASSUMED they were just studying in the same area
I NEVER THOUGHT ANYTHING OF IT
Ron Weasley
This is actually insane
Fred Weasley
Theo?? Theodore "I'd rather eat a flobberworm than talk to y/n" Nott???
George Weasley
SNOGGING y/n???
Lee Jordan
In HIS SWEATER???
Mattheo Riddle
In his PRIVATE DORM???
Daphne Greengrass
Okay so if this is true
How long has this been going on
Pansy Parkinson
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
7:48 PM
Lavender Brown
Hold on I'm going through my camera roll
I have evidence
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STUDY THAT WEEKEND AND THEO WAS GONE TOO
I DIDNT THINK ANYTHING OF IT AT THE TIME BUT NOW
Parvati Patil
LAVENDER
Lavender Brown
IM CONNECTING DOTS
Ron Weasley
This is worse detective work than the time Harry thought the cat was a death eater
Harry Potter
That was ONE time and it was dark
7:49 PM
Daphne Greengrass
okay so we have
one (1) blurry photo
two (2) pieces of circumstantial evidence
and approximately zero (0) confirmation from either party involved
this is going to take more investigation
Pansy Parkinson
I'm on it
Draco Malfoy
What does that even mean Pansy
Pansy Parkinson
It means I'm adding y/n to this group chat
They deserve to see what I found
Mattheo Riddle
oh this is going to be GOOD