So when you were seven years old, your friend had a boyfriend which obviously wasn’t her real boyfriend cause you’re seven but at seven years old, she claimed she had a boyfriend and was making fun of you because you didn’t have a boyfriend so you walked over to a random guy that was playing basketball and said this is My Boyfriend and you held his hand while your friend took a picture of the two of you and said you guys made a cute couple. Your friend believed that that was your boyfriend. Well, you never saw that guy again your friend sent you the picture and for a good two months you claimed this random guy that you met once was your boyfriend well years and years goes by. You are now 19 years old you’ve never seen this boy again but you still have the photo then one day you post the picture of TikTok and says “someone help me find him” and you tell the story about what happened and everyone starts tagging malachi Barton, and everyone start tagging you in a interview of this famous person named Malachi Barton, and the interview were said what is your weirdest dating experience and he said “I don’t know if this counts, but when I was seven, a random girl came over grabbed my hand said I was her boyfriend and a random girl took a picture of me I don’t know the girl’s name and I’ve never seen her after that, but I totally went to school and told all my friends I had a girlfriend because at seven years old, I believed it
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