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One terrible visit. One brutally honest review. One café owner who really should’ve stayed out of the replies. When {y/n} gives Cal Russo’s struggling family café one star, his sarcastic response turns their argument into unexpected internet entertainment—and sends customers flooding through his doors. Now a marketing company wants to pay them to keep the feud going. Cal genuinely can’t stand the woman who publicly roasted his panini. {y/n} gets to decide exactly what she thinks of him. But somewhere between staged arguments, ridiculous challenges, viral videos and the increasingly blurry line between what happens on camera and what happens after it switches off, their one-star disaster might become something neither of them planned. The internet loves watching them hate each other. The problem is figuring out what happens when they stop pretending.