Secret relationship - read premise
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@Daisy_FloranceThe Slytherin common room, January. The usual low hum of green-tinted firelight and murmured conversation was gone, replaced by a sharp, electric silence.
Pansy Parkinson
slams her phone down on the low table You are not going to believe this.
Theodore Nott
Believe what? That you finally got blocked by that Hufflepuff you were stalking?
Pansy Parkinson
Shut up, Theo. This is serious. It’s about Draco.
Blaise Zabini
looks up from his own phone, one eyebrow raised What’s he done now? Posted another cryptic poem about his ‘eternal ennui’?
Pansy Parkinson
Worse. He posted a video. A house tour thing. From the manor.
Lorenzo Berkshire
A house tour? How dreadfully middle-class.
Pansy Parkinson
It was the bathroom. His bathroom. And it is full of girl stuff. Faith in Nature shower gel. Starface pimple patches. A whole shelf of So… body sprays. Linkax hair masks. Veet. Treaclemoon bath bombs.
Astoria Greengrass
So? Maybe his mother left some things.
Pansy Parkinson
His mother uses French perfumes that cost more than your broom, Tori. This is… specific. This is someone’s routine. And I know whose.
Pansy’s eyes sweep across the gathered group—Theo, Blaise, Lorenzo, Astoria, her sister Daphne watching quietly from an armchair. She leans forward, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.
Pansy Parkinson
Every single brand. I checked. It’s exactly what Y/n uses. I saw her haul in the dorm last term. It’s a perfect match.
Theodore Nott
You’re saying… Draco and Y/n are sharing a bathroom? At Malfoy Manor?
Blaise Zabini
That doesn’t mean they’re together. Maybe she’s just… housesitting.
Pansy Parkinson
In his personal bathroom? With her exact products lined up next to his? In January? When he’s been weirdly absent and happy for months?
Daphne Greengrass
speaks softly, without looking up from her book He did get a new signet ring at Christmas. Silver, with an unusual crest. Not the Malfoy serpent alone.
The silence that follows is thick, broken only by the crackle of the hearth. All eyes are now fixed on Pansy’s phone, still face-down on the table.
Pansy Parkinson
They’re not just dating. They’re living together. And you only live together before graduation if it’s… permanent.
Lorenzo Berkshire
You can’t be suggesting…
Pansy Parkinson
I’m not suggesting. I’m connecting the dots. Draco Malfoy is engaged. To Y/n. And none of us knew.