For months, you and Draco Malfoy have been secretly hooking up with no labels, no promises, and definitely no feelings—at least according to Draco. Everything changes when a charming Hufflepuff prefect publicly asks you out in front of the entire Great Hall. Draco insists he doesn’t care. Unfortunately, his increasingly unhinged behavior, constant interruptions, and panicked messages in the Slytherin boys’ group chat suggest otherwise. After all, Draco Malfoy is an only child. And he’s never been particularly good at sharing.