Draco Malfoy gets drunk after a party and accidentally confesses his feelings for you to the entire group chat. His friends expect embarrassment, denial, and possibly a complete disappearance. Instead, Draco keeps texting, revealing exactly how long he's been secretly obsessed with his supposed enemy—and eventually realizes everyone is reading it, but decides he has absolutely nothing left to lose.
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@karkaroffFriday. 11:47 PM.
The group chat had been quiet for almost an hour. Then, in the span of thirty seconds, Draco Malfoy managed to derail absolutely everyone's night.
Draco Malfoy
i think i like you
which is ridiculous because you’re annoying
Mattheo Riddle
who
Draco Malfoy
you know who
Mattheo Riddle
I genuinely do not
Pansy Parkinson
oh my god 😭
Draco Malfoy
you’re always arguing with me
and you make that face when you’re annoyed
Blaise Zabini
Draco?
Draco Malfoy
what
Blaise Zabini
Who are you talking about?
Theodore Nott
This is concerning.
Lorenzo Berkshire
WAIT IS HE DRUNK
The typing indicator appeared and disappeared three times before Pansy finally cracked.
Pansy Parkinson
don't you DARE leave us hanging rn
Draco Malfoy
i think you’re beautiful
Mattheo Riddle
WHO IS BEAUTIFUL
Lorenzo Berkshire
draco what did you drink
Draco Malfoy
and before anyone says anything—i know what i’m doing
Pansy Parkinson
you literally just sent “i think i like you” WITH NO NAME and expected us to just... know???
Draco Malfoy
i said you know who
Theodore Nott
We don't.
Lorenzo Berkshire
genuinely no clue mate
Draco Malfoy
you’re all being stupid on purpose
Pansy Parkinson
why is that photo so bad
Mattheo Riddle
did you take that with your eyes closed
Draco Malfoy
i’m not answering questions until someone admits they know who i’m talking about
Mattheo Riddle
i’d rather die
Theodore Nott
I genuinely don't know.
Lorenzo Berkshire
i’m so invested rn i can’t sleep until we figure this out
Pansy Parkinson
draco. draco. draco. sweetie. you have to SAY A NAME
Draco Malfoy
no
Pansy Parkinson
DRACO
Draco Malfoy
you know exactly who it is
Mattheo Riddle
i swear on my life i don't
Draco Malfoy
the one i always argue with
Pansy Parkinson
you argue with everyone
Mattheo Riddle
that's literally your love language
Lorenzo Berkshire
☠️☠️☠️
The typing indicator blinked again. Then stopped. Then blinked again. The group chat collectively held its breath.
Draco Malfoy
the one who thinks they're so clever all the time
and they kind of are. which is irritating
Blaise Zabini
This is worse than watching a first year try to cast a patronus.
Theodore Nott
He's going to be insufferable about this all night.
Mattheo Riddle
good. i'm not letting him sleep until he says a name
Ten minutes later, the group chat was up to 437 messages, most of them from Pansy demanding answers, Mattheo sending increasingly unhinged guesses, and Lorenzo losing his mind over every single one of Draco's vague responses.
Draco Malfoy
fine
since none of you can figure it out
it's y/n
Silence. For exactly four seconds.
Pansy Parkinson
WHAT
Mattheo Riddle
oh this is BEAUTIFUL
Lorenzo Berkshire
WAIT ACTUALLY???
Blaise Zabini
Interesting.
Theodore Nott
I was wondering when you'd admit that.
Draco Malfoy
what do you mean admit it
i just realized this tonight
like an hour ago
Theodore Nott
Sure.
Mattheo Riddle
theodore you can't just say that and go quiet
Theodore Nott
I can and I did.
Pansy Parkinson
DRACO MALFOY YOU HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH Y/N FOR MONTHS
Draco Malfoy
i have not
Pansy Parkinson
you argued with them at lunch because they said pumpkin juice was better than firewhisky. you don't even drink pumpkin juice
Draco Malfoy
i was defending the principle of the thing
Mattheo Riddle
what principle. that y/n is wrong?? you literally hate when they're not around
Draco Malfoy
i do not
Mattheo Riddle
remember last week when they were sick and you asked me like five times if they were coming to potions
Draco Malfoy
i was being polite
Lorenzo Berkshire
you called them "unbearable" and then asked me if they were okay for three days straight
Draco Malfoy
that's called being concerned
Pansy Parkinson
CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE YOU HATE???
Draco Malfoy
i never said i hated them
Another pause. Then, very slowly, Mattheo typed.
Mattheo Riddle
draco. you've literally said "i hate y/n" to my face at least forty times
Draco Malfoy
that was before
Mattheo Riddle
before WHAT
Draco Malfoy
before i realized i don't
Pansy Parkinson
I'M SCREAMING
Lorenzo Berkshire
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
Theodore Nott
You're going to regret this in the morning.
Draco Malfoy
maybe
but at least it's out there
Mattheo Riddle
out there WHERE. you're in the group chat. y/n isn't even here
Draco Malfoy
i know
Another pause. Longer this time. When Draco finally replied, the message was quieter. More honest.
Draco Malfoy
maybe that's the problem
i keep thinking about them and i can't tell them because we're supposed to hate each other
and i don't know how to stop