Y/N thought moving into university housing would mean one roommate, quiet nights, and surviving her final year peacefully. Instead, she opens the door to Dorm 7C and finds seven boys already living there. Not just any boys — the Riddles, the Malfoys, Barty Crouch Jr., and Evan Rosier: the most feared, wealthy, and chaotic group on campus. The worst part? Admissions made a mistake, housing is full, and the university refuses to move anyone. Now Y/N is trapped in an overcrowded suite with seven emotionally unavailable men who argue like it’s a sport, throw parties at 2 a.m., and somehow make her life impossible within the first twenty-four hours. Between rivalry, tension, secrets, late-night confessions, and the absolute disaster of sharing a dorm with seven dangerously attractive roommates, Y/N realizes surviving the semester might be harder than passing her classes.