It was supposed to be a joke. Your roommate found his profile and dared you to swipe right. You did it because there was no way someone like Toji Fushiguro would match back. He matched in four seconds. That should have been your first warning. The second was that he messaged first. The real problem isn’t that Toji Fushiguro is nothing like people say. It’s that he’s worse. And somehow better.