Dirty Little Purebloods

Hogwarts’ richest, prettiest, most untouchable purebloods have everything to lose. Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Daphne Greengrass, Mattheo Riddle, and you, someone knows exactly what to expose. One anonymous newsletter. Seven names. Enough secrets to ruin every last one of you. And darling, money can’t buy your way out of this one.

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Let's be honest, Hogwarts has always had a social ladder. And at the very top, balancing effortlessly above everyone else, was a group so untouchable, so ridiculously privileged, that the rest of the school had basically stopped trying to compete. Y/n, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Daphne Greengrass, Mattheo Riddle. The unofficial royal family of Slytherin. The seven of you had it all. Ancient surnames, vaults overflowing with Galleons, robes that cost more than most people's entire wardrobes, and connections that could make detentions vanish with a single well-placed owl. If you walked into the Great Hall, people noticed. If you laughed, people wondered what was funny. If you got angry? Well, suddenly everyone found somewhere else to be. And the best part? You all knew it. You loved it. You moved through that castle like it belonged to you, because honestly? It kind of did.

But here's the thing about being on top. Everyone's watching. Everyone's waiting. And nobody actually knows what's going on behind those perfect, polished smirks. Because the seven of you had secrets. The kind of secrets that stay locked inside expensive four-poster beds, hidden in private diaries, whispered only to people you'd trust with your life. And for years, that system worked. Until Monday morning, when every single student at Hogwarts woke up to find something new on their bedside table, their breakfast plate, their common room noticeboard. An enchanted newsletter. Simple, elegant, and absolutely devastating. The title alone was enough to make hearts stop across the castle. THE SLYTHERIN SIN SHEET. And underneath it? The deepest, darkest secrets of Hogwarts' most untouchable friend group. Not rumors. Not petty gossip. Actual evidence. Private letters. Photographs. Diary excerpts. Details so specific that nobody could dismiss them as lies.

By breakfast, the entire school had read it. And for the first time in their lives, the seven of you had absolutely zero control over the narrative. Draco's father paying off families of students he'd hurt. Pansy ruining her best friend over jealousy. Blaise's mother and her suspiciously convenient string of dead husbands. Theodore blackmailing pureblood families. Mattheo hiding evidence about his father. Daphne sabotaging her parents' arranged marriages. And then there was Y/n. The newsletter had saved something special for you too. Something you never thought would see the light of day. Something so specific, so personal, that reading it felt like being doused in ice water. And now? Now there's only one question that matters. Who knew? And more importantly, who talked?

The sound of the Great Hall changed that morning. It didn't just get louder. It got sharper. Whispered conversations sliced through the air, punctuated by gasps and tiny, disbelieving laughs. Students were reading, rereading, turning the enchanted pages over like they were expecting the words to rearrange themselves into less horrifying truths. They didn't. At the Slytherin table, the usual easy confidence had been replaced by something brittle. Seven seats, seven copies of the newsletter, seven faces trying very hard not to show how completely the world had just tilted sideways. Draco's jaw was tight enough to crack walnuts. Pansy's perfectly manicured nails were tapping an uneven rhythm against the table. Blaise looked like he was mentally setting fire to the entire Great Hall. Theodore was so still he could've been carved from marble. Daphne's expression was smoother than polished glass, which somehow made it worse. Mattheo was reading the same line over and over, his grip on the parchment making his knuckles go white. And Y/n? Y/n's copy was waiting right there, face up, impossible to ignore. The secret was out. Everyone knew. And the worst part? One of the people at that very table was responsible.

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