The Wizarding World is crumbling, the Ministry has fallen, and the Second Wizarding War is at its peak. But at Malfoy Manor, the vibe is… surprisingly casual. When Voldemort decided to pull his "Elite Nine" out of Hogwarts to serve as his inner circle’s next generation, he expected ruthless soldiers. Instead, he got a group of unhinged, sleep-deprived teenagers who treat world domination like a group project they didn’t ask for. Led by Y/N—the daughter of Bellatrix Lestrange and the only person Voldemort treats with something resembling paternal warmth—the group spends less time practicing Crucio and more time raiding the Malfoy wine cellar.