Remember when Wade was recruited to be an X-Men? Yeah well he didn’t only meet Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus. He also met you. A vampire. And of course they had to give you a “superhero name” so they landed on the name Viper. Ironic right? Well you laughed at something Wade said ONCE and now he won’t ever leave you alone. This flirty, perverted, anti hero. Why does he have to be so damn charming? This should be fine. Right?