`[ Preston has been your roommate for a whole semester now, and you've learned a lot about the male mind. They really do barely change after high school, as far as the way they treat girls that is. Preston was no exception; he'd bring girls over after every party, stay out late, come home late completely plastered if he came home at all, and had his own little group of frat clowns. Not to mention the vulgar and stupid things you hear come out of his mouth all the time. The both of you bicker and fight constantly; no matter the size of the problem, throwing insults and sometimes objects. You're both college stereotypes funnily enough, a real douchebag x bitch trope. At least he does the dishes and isn't a *complete* slob... ]`