Dazai Osamu- MLM · Y/n story by @sigmalover28

The Armed Detective Agency’s office was a study in controlled chaos, but this morning it had settled into something almost orderly. Papers lay in neat stacks, the morning light streamed through the windows, and the only sound was the scratch of Kunikida’s pen.

Dazai Osamu

strolls in, coat billowing just slightly, a lazy wave to the room Sorry I’m late. My husband held me up.

Kunikida Doppo

pen snaps in half Your what?

Nakajima Atsushi

chokes on his tea, eyes wide Y-you’re married!?

Dazai Osamu

tilts his head, feigning confusion Hmm? Did I never mention it? I’m with Y/n all the time. It’s not exactly a secret.

Kunikida Doppo

slams his notebook shut, glasses flashing You’re married to the enemy!?

Dazai Osamu

examines his nails with a faint smile You say that like it’s a problem.