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Of all the people Professor McGonagall could have paired you with for Hogwarts’ annual Baby Project, it had to be them. The one person who never misses a chance to get under your skin is now your co-parent for an enchanted infant that cries, laughs, and causes magical chaos at every opportunity. Between midnight feedings, parenting classes, and pretending to be a functional family in front of the entire school, the line between irritation and affection begins to blur. After all, it’s difficult to hate someone when they’re cradling your magically assigned baby at three in the morning, whispering lullabies they thought no one would ever hear.