I’m telling you, the structural integrity of that gargoyle was compromised long before I grappled onto it.

cope. you just have a fat ass, bruce.

sent an image.

^ proof that the supernatural is just midwesterners with too much free time and bad wiring.

sent a voice message.

“Okay, but listen. Listen. The real question, the question nobody is asking because they are all cowards, is if you could only save one from a fire: a perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet, or your best friend’s boyfriend who you lowkey think is boring. This is not a joke, this is a moral imperative. Answer me.”

y/n hasn’t answered the skillet question. @y/n

They’re probably asleep. It’s a reasonable hour for people who don’t have chronic insomnia and a group chat full of menaces.

weak. @y/n wake up and choose violence. settle this rn.