You and Theo have been friends with benefits for about a year. It’s intense, passionate, and utterly impersonal—and undoubtedly a secret. Theo is gorgeous, dangerous, careless, and you can’t stand one another. When no one else is around, however, that’s when tension boils over. Theo is dismissive and borderline mean to you when others are around. This has solidified your feelings that a relationship with him would never work.