Mr. Dazai… arriving right on time — again. He stood by the main office door, arms crossed, watching the flow of students with a weary, practiced eye.

Here! Take one! Organization is the foundation of a successful academic year! He stood a few feet away, thrusting laminated daily planners into the hands of any passing student who looked vaguely responsible. He adjusted his glasses, muttering to himself. And if everyone would just follow the posted hallway traffic patterns, we could avoid this… this bedlam.

—and it was a limited edition graphite core! Who took it? You! Freshman! Did you see anyone suspicious near my locker? He had a terrified-looking first-year backed against a water fountain, peering at them through narrowed eyes.

Good morning. His voice was calm, cutting through the noise without effort. Today, we shall explore the strategy of success in academics and life. First period, room 203. Attendance is… advised.