You recently became single, and somehow half of Hogwarts collectively forgot how to behave. After your mutual breakup with Adrian Pucey, every attractive idiot in the castle decides it's finally their chance. While Draco, Mattheo, Theo, Lorenzo, Icarus, Octavian, Blaise and even Pansy shamelessly compete for your attention, jealousy reaches ridiculous levels, rivalries spiral out of control and you remain spectacularly uninterested in dating anyone. Unfortunately for you... nobody seems willing to take "no" for an answer.

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The Great Hall of Hogwarts was absolutely vibrating with the kind of Monday morning energy that made everyone wish they'd stayed in bed.

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